Even though he gave me his wallet and phone, I still shot him in the chest, leaving him to die with his dog whimpering over his body.Īnd did you see what we did at Roxborough High recently? That was us, all on probation or out on free bail. I robbed a guy walking his dog near 22nd and Arch. I should’ve been locked up for a prior murder conviction, but this is Krasner’s Philadelphia and I was out free, terrorizing the residents who lived near Bridge and Pratt. I killed Corporal James O’Connor as he served an arrest warrant to my drug trap house on Bridge Street. I executed four people in a West Philadelphia basement - all while I was on probation. I shot and killed a seven year old boy who was playing on his porch in West Philly. I was released because I pinky swore I’d show up for my court case. I wasn’t jailed or held for court or given low/no bail. This District Attorney ain’t holding anybody. We smashed police windshields and spit lougers in their face. The Mayor enforced a curfew for law-abiding citizens and let us criminals go shopping! We spray painted slurs on police stations and threw bottles of piss at officers. They weren’t allowed to touch us.Įverything was decriminalized. They were told by the Mayor and Police Commissioner to let us “peaceful protestors” rob, loot and set afire to whatever we wanted, all in the name of social justice. The Philadelphia Police were ordered to “stand down” and not touch us. We busted the windows of a couple corner store pharmacies to get Ox圜odone, too. How else were we going to take those washers and dryers from Lowe’s? We ordered Ubers to pick us up because of all the TVs we had. I hopped over the SEPTA turnstile with hundreds of others and took the EL to K&A, where we attacked the Walmart, Target, Home Depot, Forman Mills, Foot Locker and Five Below in Port Richmond. My whole family got laptops and xboxes that week. I took all the clothes from The Gap and Old Navy. There weren’t any shoes left at Sneaker Villa. We broke into the Wells Fargo on Broad Street and threw all the bank records into the road. We looted H&M, Urban Outfitters, and Apple. I threw a trash can into the windows of the AT&T store and walked out with dozens of iPhones I then sold on Facebook Marketplace. I looted Foot Locker of every hightop Nike and all the Adidas tracksuits and Puma handbags. We used bricks of dynamite to blow up as many ATMs as we could. We pulled a white baby grand piano out of Jacob’s Music and set it on fire. I destroyed Walnut Street’s shopping district in Center City. READ MORE - Paul Davis: Mayor Kenney’s latest order is a futile and stupid gesture But who can resist free Tastykakes and M&M’s? Did you see what we did at Tyson and the Boulevard at that Wawa? Not one arrest. That’s why Wawa is leaving the city - we’re stealing too much from them. I can load up my backpack and pockets, because any theft under $500 isn’t going to be prosecuted in Philadelphia. I can walk into Target, Walgreens or any gas station and take whatever I want. I can steal your kid’s bike, punch your mother and take her pocketbook on the El, and rob the 7-Eleven, and I still won’t get a single night in jail. If I steal your identity, rob you, or get caught with marijuana with intent to deliver, I don’t have to make cash bail. And even if I match a description of a perp, there’s no way in hell you can stop and frisk me. You can’t pull me over if you smell pot coming from my car. I have fake registration stickers and the police can’t pull me over for an expired inspection. I ride around Philadelphia with no car insurance.
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